Somehow I have managed to use the massive amount of internet allowance my plan provides each month (bloody podcasts and their back-catalogues!), and have been slowed to the slower-than-dial-up-rate of connection.
Folks, it's the most painful experience of my (impatient) existence thus far...
Yes, I realise I have tattoos.
and, yes, I do recall giving birth...
Both of which were painful, I will concede, but nevertheless, both over in well under 12 hours.
I'm at Day 5, with 8 more to go, and I don't know that I'm going to make it!
please excuse me while I go and cross off the day on the calendar - my only joy left until the clock strikes on Dec. 1.